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Whoa, you guys must find the Civil War
stuff pretty interesting to stay five

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minutes late.

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I believe I just did an involuntary
fandango.

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Yeah, uh, Mr. Tedesco, how can I help
you?

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Actually, I... I wanted to speak with
your father.

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Ah!

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Sorry, I was just showing the class that
history is full of surprises.

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Original.

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At any rate, I can't seem to locate your
father anywhere.

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Oh, well, he's with my mom. They're in
Washington.

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My mom's giving a speech on consumer
rights.

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Oh.

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Something has come up regarding Luke
Brower.

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Uh,

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anatomy.

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Look, Mr. Tedesco, when it comes to
Luke, I'm pretty much second in command,

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maybe I can help.

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Don't tell me.

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The physics of trajectory.

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No, they just don't like you.

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What about Luke?

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The Bureau of Child Welfare has located
Luke's natural father, George Brower.

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He's come to New York.

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Really?

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And he wants his son back.

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Show me that smile again.

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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.

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It's Shakespeare.

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You'll love it. I'd rather see this one.

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It's Raining Guts.

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I'm not going to take you to see some
gory, disgusting slasher movie.

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Come on, Ben.

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Okay.

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Ben, listen to me.

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Luke's father is in town, and he wants
him back.

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Why didn't you tell him? Ben, I can't
just tell him.

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I mean, the father leaves when he's two
years old and doesn't show his face for

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13 years.

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I'm not handing Luke over to this guy
until I know he's absolutely perfect.

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You better call Dad.

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Don't you think I already tried, Dad?

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There's no one at the hotel named
Seaver.

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Well, then you just have to wait till
they get back.

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I can't wait till they get back.

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Luke's father could show up and take
Luke away any second.

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And I have no idea how to find out
anything about this guy.

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I do.

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Luke!

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You can't just ask him. You have to be
very subtle about these kinds of things.

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Mike wants to know all about your dad.

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My dad?

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He's all yours.

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What about my dad?

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Well, uh, do you remember anything about
him? How could he?

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You just said the guy skipped out when
he was two.

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Well, I don't know much. All I know is
he was involved in some kind of

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government work.

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Really? Like, what are we talking here?
CIA?

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FBI?

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USDA?

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Yeah, yeah. The man was an undercover
meat inspector.

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So your dad, he never made contact with
you in all these years?

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Well, he was some kind of secret agent.
He was hiding with some witness

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relocation thing.

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He was trying to protect Mom and me.

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I know someday he'll come back for me.
Maybe sooner than you think.

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Can we talk about this later? I'm in the
middle of a Godzilla movie.

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He's got Tokyo between his toes.

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Ben, what am I going to do?

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I mean, if he finds out that his dad's
in town, he's going to go straight to

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him. He idolizes him.

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Hey, if our dad was a secret agent, I'd
idolize him, too.

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Get out of here, you heavy metal
doorstop.

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I have to deal with this by myself.

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move, Dorfberger.

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You're on a space phone.

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Mom and Dad are gone, and for once, I
can play as loud as I want.

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You want loud?

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Here's loud.

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Killed my amp.

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Hi,

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may I speak with George Brower, please?

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I really wish you could come with me
today, Maggie. I hate being the only man

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the wives' tour.

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Well, I'm sorry, sweetie. I've got
meetings all morning and I give my

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this afternoon.

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I don't know if I can stand another day
of shopping and fashion shows.

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And by the way, those earrings are way
too large for day wear.

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Well, I guess you just have to bite the
bullet and put in another day with the

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ladies. Speaking of which, what's on the
agenda?

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Well, highlights are the White House
tour lunch at the Smithsonian and ooh, a

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complete makeover at Lady Be Lovely.

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Who could ask for anything more?

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Don't mock me, Maggie. If this weren't
free, it would be downright humiliating.

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Well, now you know how the other half
lives. What about all the times I've

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with you to psychiatric conventions?

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You never told me you didn't like the
paranoia seminar.

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I was afraid to.

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You've reached the voicemail for room
547.

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Maggie Malone is in a conference, and
Jason Seaver is at a waterproof eyeliner

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seminar.

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Please, please, please don't let that be
George.

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Be right with you, George.

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Excuse me, George.

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Oh, big guy. We got to sauce that puppy
down before it stains.

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We need a couple of more napkins and
make sure my compadre here gets a fresh

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slice of that Boston cream pie.

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I hate Boston.

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Okay, partner, we got you covered for
dry cleaning. Our new shirt, if the

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moves you.

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Gotta fly, big buddy. Catch you later on
a midnight... Oh, shut up.

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Tenfold. Thank you very much, but I
still have to talk to that guy. Not

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you want a belly button on both sides.

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I'm the George you want. You're Mike,
right?

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Yeah, you're George Brower?

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Known and respected wherever hard
-working men on the road stop to catch

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breath and drink. I said shut up!

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Lock that coffee. Sit down.

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Coffee made a fresh pot yesterday.

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Sweetie Pie, you have got the most
breathtaking, gorgeous pair of hands I

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ever seen.

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You didn't bring my boy, did you?

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You wanted to check me out first.

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Breathtaking pair of hands.

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Does that kind of line really work?

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Oh, from Tucson to Tupelo.

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Here, check out my brood.

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Wow. These are all Luke's brothers and
sisters?

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Half brothers and sisters. Don't get me
wrong, I tried like heck to marry each

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and every one of their mamas, so help me
God.

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What stopped you?

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There's something out there on that
stretch of black between city and town

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that's bigger than life itself.

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The feel of the wind on your cheeks as
your heart's pumping to the sun

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ecstasy of freedom.

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Sometimes you just have to scream out
the window because it hurts so good.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Sure, I kind of like when you eat ice
cream too fast.

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It doesn't really sound like you need a
kid to tie you down.

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Oh, maybe these other little puppies
might be a problem, but Luke's my

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firstborn. It's time for him to get out
and scratch his name across the sky.

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Look, I don't think you understand. See,
Luke's in school now, and Luke's got

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friends. I'm going to teach Luke things
he can't learn inside four walls. He's

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going to make friends all over this
country.

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I don't know.

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Look, Luke's my son.

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Either you bring him to me, or I get an
attorney.

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Either way, I get him.

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So have him back here by 7 .30 tonight,
and we get to stay buddies.

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Where were you? You said you'd be back
before lunch.

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Hey, what's that all about?

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Oh, I just want to give you a hug, you
little knucklehead.

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Mike, if you're trying to thank me for
doing your math homework, I'd rather

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money.

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Hey, come on. Can't a guy walk in and
give another guy a hug without everybody

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getting the heebie -jeebies?

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No.

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please dress like this.

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Uh, no.

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Petticoats make me look hippie.

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Carol did this.

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She made me look like a geek.

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Uh, hey, consider yourself lucky. You
should have seen what she used to do to

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Ben. Oh, I'm, like, bummed.

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Yeah, me too.

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Ready, Precious?

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, Carol, look, I
really need your help.

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I have been waiting to hear those words,
Carol, I need your help.

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And now that I've heard them... I'm
trying to get a hold of Mom and Dad.

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And I called the hotel, and there's
nobody registered under Siever.

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Well, did you try under Malone, you
Neanderthal?

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Malone?

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Carol, Carol, I'm going to show you what
a stupid idea that is, okay?

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Hello, uh, yes.

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You don't have anybody there registered
under Maggie Malone, do you?

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Oh, thanks.

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Mike, a lesser woman might feel the need
to say, I told you so.

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But I'm secure enough for myself merely
to say... Hi,

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Mom. Ah, man, it's just a voicemail.

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Luke says you're acting weird.

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Hug me, and you're wearing baloney.

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Did you see him making a phone call, you
little geek?

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Okay, Mom, Dad, listen, call me back the
second you get in. Luke's father's in

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town, but I just figured out how to deal
with him.

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George Brower?

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Meet your son, Luke.

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a disappointment on your face. He's just
not all that you hoped for.

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We're stuck with him. I understand.

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Goodbye. No, no. He's become a fine,
strapping young man.

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At least to meet you.

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Yeah.

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You know, it's funny, but you don't seem
to resemble Alicia.

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Who? Your mother.

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Oh, her.

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I always just thought her name was Mom.

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Son, why don't you sit down?

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And take off your coat and hat and
earmuffs and muffler and gloves.

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No, it's nippy in here. I could catch
cold.

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Luke, all you need is a change.

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You and me are going to drive 24 hours
straight under cotton candy skies in

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South Dakota.

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Cotton candy gives me gas.

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Well, then we'll race up the windy road
to the glaciers of Montana where the air

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is so fresh and crisp you can take a
bite out of it.

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Cold air gives me nosebleeds.

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Well, then, in Arizona, we'll kick up
some dust on the Hopi Reservation where

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you can dance with the prettiest maidens
of the tribe.

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Dancing makes me dis... maidens, you
say?

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Luke. Like, uh, how old are these
maidens? Luke, what? Luke!

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Oh, me, Luke.

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You, Mike.

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You, Daddy.

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Uh, George, would you give us a minute?

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Uh, sure.

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What's the matter with you? Will you
quit, idiot? Will you stop acting like a

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bunny? Why don't you shut up? You shut
up. No, you shut up.

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Stop it, stop it, stop it.

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We've got to get rid of this guy. Fine.
Fine. Okay. Okay.

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So, Luke, you ready to come with me and
spin an 18 -wheeler around a cloverleaf?

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I have motion sickness.

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In fact, I can't start the day without a
major hurl.

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You toss your taters every morning?

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Doesn't everybody?

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All right, let's cut through this
sickness of the week song and dance. I

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what you're up to.

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You do?

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Luke, if you don't want to come with me,
just say the word.

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Oh, that.

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Yeah, right, that's what I'm up to.
Right, and I'm right up there with him.

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Well, maybe this was a bad idea.

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Maybe it's easier if I just stay out of
your life. It is much easier.

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Well, I guess this is goodbye then.

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You're a decent egg, Mike Seaver. I
would ask you to take care of Luke for

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but seems like you got that one down.
Yeah.

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Goodbye, Luke.

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Oh, where are you going, man?

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I want to get the address for that
Indian maiden thing.

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What was I thinking, taking you to see
It's Raining Guts?

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I didn't see it. You dragged me out
early.

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It was almost over.

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It isn't over until the fat lady blows
up.

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I can't believe I pulled it off. What do
you mean? Every two seconds, I had to

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yank your foot out of your mouth.

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Hey, guys, what's going on?

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You guys need a dog.

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Can't a couple of your best buddies give
you a little hug, you little button

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nose?

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A big, goofy dog.

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Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing back?

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We grabbed the first flight we could so
we could stop you before you went ahead

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with this idiotic plan.

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For your information, it was not
idiotic. It worked like a charm.

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and Mike will take it from here.

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Mike, do you mean to tell me you
actually pulled that hair braid scheme?

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had to. I mean, George Brower is a truck
-driving flake, and he was starting to

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go to court to take Luke. Mike, Luke is
15 years old. If he tells a judge he

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doesn't want to go, he's going to be
listened to.

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Oh.

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That's not the only reason that I did
that. I mean...

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Luke thinks that his dad left him
because he was some kind of secret

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Abandoned kids make up all kinds of
stories to keep from feeling they

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wanted.

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You mean you think Luke made this up?

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A long time ago.

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And somewhere along the line, he started
to believe it.

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But, Dad, if he meets his father, he's
going to find out the truth. And that

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hurt, Mike.

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But facing the truth about his father is
an important part of his growing up.

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Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I screwed
up.

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But, kid, I don't want to lose Luke.

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Well, none of us does, Mike, but staying
has to be his decision.

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You owe it to Luke to tell him that he
can meet his dad right now.

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Today.

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Okay, fine, I'll tell him.

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But I brought Luke into this house, and
if he's leaving, then I want him to be

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the one to see him off.

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Huh. So, what's going on?

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I know we're not going to the Knicks
game.

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Oh, yeah?

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How'd you figure that one out?

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Well, for one thing, the game's sold
out.

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For another, it's in Utah.

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Okay, Luke.

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Listen, I'm taking you to Manhattan.

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Now, you don't have to go if you don't
want to, but... but your father's there.

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My dad?

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My dad's here?

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Yeah.

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You see, the Bureau of Child Welfare
tracked him down, and they got a hold of

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me.

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I saw him this morning.

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You saw him? Why didn't you tell me? I
know, and I'm sorry. I should have. I

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mean, he's your family and I'm not. But
I feel like you're family. So what kind

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of guy is he?

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Well, he's friendly.

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Colorful.

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He's well -traveled.

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Does he know we're coming? Is he going
to be surprised to see me?

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Oh, yeah.

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Let's sit down.

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All right.

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You look just like Alicia.

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Yeah, I know.

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I look like you, too.

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Tap your thumb when you're nervous.

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It runs in the family.

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Hey, you got the Brower eyebrows.

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Can you do this?

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Even better. That's great.

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Look, I know this is supposed to be top
secret and everything, but could you

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tell me why you had to leave Mom and me?

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No secret. I was just a big kid and
scared to death.

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How could I take care of either one of
you? I could hardly take care of myself.

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It's okay. I know you were a secret
agent or something.

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Where'd you get an idea like that?

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Well, I don't know. I just sort of, you
know, figured it out. Well, you figured

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wrong. I was just a snot -nosed kid with
a played -out 8 -track of the Allman

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Brothers sketching sunlight on my
dashboard.

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There was no reason?

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You left because you felt like it?

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Oh, come on, son. What's past is past.

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All this time, I thought you were saving
the country.

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You were just running away.

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Hey.

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I came back to make it up to you. Come
with me.

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You're old enough to ride right here in
my hip pocket without slowing me down.

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You and me, town to town, bar to bar, in
and out of scrapes like a couple of

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compadres.

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Compadres? Hey, kiddo, it gets downright
lonesome on the road. We can kick some

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butt, take some names, paint the country
red.

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There was a time when I really would
have jumped at that.

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Let me just fill you in on something.

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I was on the street for three years,
eating out of a dumpster and scared to

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death I'd get beat up or worse.

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Every night I hoped and I prayed that
you were looking for me, that you were

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going to find me.

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Here I am.

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You're too late.

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Mike was the one who found me.

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Mike put a roof over my head. Mike put
his arm around me and told me that I was

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smart and told me that I was okay to
care.

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He gave me a family.

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I'm your family.

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That's why I tracked you down.

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No, you didn't.

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The Bureau of Child Welfare had to track
you down.

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If they hadn't, you'd still be God knows
where not giving a damn about me.

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I care about you the only way I know
how.

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I got a spare seat and an extra sandwich
in the glove compartment.

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I want you right there beside me.

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What do you say?

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Hey, Luke.

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What's going on?

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Hey, can't a guy give another guy a hug
without everyone getting the heebie

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-jeebies?